Lifetime poop & pee calculator Β· Science, humor and existential dread
Step 1
What is your gender?
Step 2
How old are you?
Step 3
How tall are you? (cm)
Step 4
How much do you weigh? (kg)
Step 5
Where in the world do you live? Pick on the map.
Step 6
How would you describe your diet?
Step 7
Compared to an average person, how much do you eat?
Step 8
How do you eat?
Step 9
How much do you love carbs? (bread, pasta, riceβ¦)
Step 10
How much protein do you consume? (meat, eggs, legumesβ¦)
Step 11
Any digestive issues?
Step 12
What does your poop look like? (be honest)
Step 13
How bad does it smell?
Step 14
Do you exercise?
Step 15
How many minutes a day do you spend on the toilet? (for #2 only)
Step 16
How many times a week do you poop?
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